This next piece, also found in stall number two says, "THERE ARE NO PACTS BETWEEN LIONS AND MEN."  Even though this sounds like a very manly quote. Do not be fooled, it is as queer as they cum...no pun intended...ok it was intended... so what, it's funny.

 

First of all, whoever wrote this must not have ever read any of the chronicles of Narnia. Because there clearly is a lion that very much makes pacts with men all the time, but maybe the writer was excluding magical lions and was only talking about the real ones. If that is the case then forgive me. 

 

Actually I believe that this is a quote from the recent movie TROY.  When I first read this I thought that it was kinda cool, but then, as I was just launching a butt shuttle, I realized what really happened on the day of the movie graffitti.  The pooper was a homo. Yep. A homo.  Brad Pitt is in that movie and through three quarters of the thing he runs around like a homo in a butt cloth getting sweaty.  The pooper in question was having some sick gay fantasy, and decided to honor his on screen lover (who I admit has an extremely sexy first name) by writing a favorite quote on the wall of the stall.

 

The whole thing ruined my regular afternoon wrestle with the corn bellied brown snake and I went to my room and cut my toenails too short and cried. 

 

Stay tuned for more wisdom from the stall........

This first piece is found in stall number 2 and is not the most exciting, but it interests me because it asks a question that few have had the courage to answer.

 

The piece says (in pencil)- WHY DO PEOPLE WRITE SHIT WHILE THEY'RE TAKING A SHIT?

 

This piece is different than most because it isn't often that a question is written on the walls of a stall.  Usually people want to say the one thing that they feel most stongly about...such as "GEORGE BUSH HATES MEXICANS" (stall in the locker room bathroom)---which is probobly true...oh well, what can you do?  But, this piece dives into the depths of shitting peoples minds and asks a serious question.  Well...why do people write shit when they take a shit?  I too did not know, until the other day when I was taking the browns to the superbowl...I looked at the question, and to my amazement someone had answered it!  It was so obvious, why hadn't I thought of it?  The answer said, and I quote, "BECAUSE IT'S FUN."  As soon as I read it...I giggled and didn't have to poop any more.

 

Stay tuned for more wisdom from the stall........

I have been excavating my bowels in the same two stalls now in my college dorm for about six months...over this period I have had the experience of reading many wise writings that proud people have decided to share with the future generations of pooping.  I have decided to give my thoughts on several of these seperate writings over the course of my next many blogs.

I swear that I am still in high school.  Does anybody feel the same.  People are just STOOOOOOPID.  I know it was stupid to spell stupid wrong....fuck you.  Every day I have to listen to some idiot complain about his or her entire life....I know I am complaining too, but I am giving you the option to read it or not so.....fuck you.  I wish they would at least complain about something that matters in life, instead of how he or  she got so high or drunk that she passed out and almost drowned in a gallon sized fish tank and when she woke up the dog was walking away from her with a boner.  Or that she has to tell everybody that her boyfriend cheated on her for the fifth time and she might have to dump him.  I am in math class!!! I don't give a fuck...quit trying to copy my homework you lazy spoiled brat.  Thats another thing, people just complain all day about how they hate school and and their parents.  When it's their parents who are paying for school and everything else and have spoiled them beyond funny. Cry me a river bitches.  My parents give me nothing...I still love them.  I had no idea people were this ignorant everywhere....people who think they have the right to argue about every stupid little thing, even if they have no idea what the fuck they are talking about.  People that think the teacher is there to teach to him, and that everybody else is just there to observe.....fuck that guy, I don't like him.  People who blame every one else for their problems when their biggest problem is that they have a damn peircing through their FOREHEAD!!! FUCK!!  Am I the only one who can't take all of these dumbasses anymore?  Or are all of you who read this one of those dumbasses and will probobly just have another thing to complain about the next time I am near you.   Dumb people get a life...or a shotgun with one shell in it.  Actully probobly 2 shells because you are probobly so dumb you couldn't kill yourself with one.  You would just shoot your face off and go on Oprah and COMPLAIN...AHHHH!

 

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